A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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applies to males/transsexuals only.
someone, or something so unattractive, it causes the penis to recede within the body--a reverse of the action of where a male has an erection, which is commonly known as a "stiffy".
applies to males/transsexuals only.
someone, or something so unattractive, it causes the penis to recede within the body--a reverse of the action of where a male has an erection, which is commonly known as a "stiffy".
"hearing about your venereal disease really just gave me an anti-stiffy."
"when the porno film shoot went horribly wrong when the star actress came to work with the flu, anti-stiffies were had all around."
"when the porno film shoot went horribly wrong when the star actress came to work with the flu, anti-stiffies were had all around."
by atilla February 17, 2005
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French Pussy Magnet,who want to get bury upside down, so the whole world can kiss his ass.Always got in trouble his whole life for having a big mouth.I needs blood in my caffeine system
by Stifmeist April 17, 2010
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1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
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1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Spootonium October 10, 2004
Get the stiffy mug.the state a guy gets when sexually aroused; penis fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can't seem to control their boners
by Drexelsage January 2, 2004
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