Stepstool

when someone craps on somebodys stairs, most often because the recipient of the stepstool was a jerk

The guys decided to be jerks and gave him a stepstool.

by ragecomics October 31, 2011

stups

Another word for stupid
A much better version and so much more fun
Also seem less offensive as your slightly degrading yourself as well

Omg professor urbandictionary.com is an academic source, your so stups

by Dr. Stewnie October 1, 2010

Pinkleton's 39 Steps

Oral sex on a woman, usually in a military fashion.

He was very thorough with me last night. He gave me the full Pinkleton's 39 Steps! :D

by flicklawrance November 24, 2011

Alabama Baby Steps

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.

Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 7, 2021

two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011