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Mexico City Steamer

The act of stabbing someone, taking their shoes, and leaving a warm burrito on their chest. Commonly practiced in dark alleys and Chinatown.
Man, Nick just got a sweet pair of Nike's when he gave that motherfucker a Mexico City Steamer!
by Z-Money$ November 29, 2009
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cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.
"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"
by montez May 8, 2003
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pink steamer

to queef during sex.
Dude, I had Katie in the reverse corkscrew last night and she totally gave me a pink steamer...made my balls vibrate. Felt real good.
by JiffyPopper February 11, 2008
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Vanilla Steamer

A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.
ex 1
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!

Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.

Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.

ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.
by TheNoNamedNinja69 March 12, 2009
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Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.
Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.
by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007
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Kimo Steamer

A development of the Cleveland Steamer. In order to push the boundaries more, the shit is deposited on the face of the the receiver.

The receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.
Person A: Too much internet porn means I can only get off on illegal kimo steamer videos now

Person B: I hear you - it's Latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or I'm perma-flaccid
by Truth_Teller_Scot February 21, 2010
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Cosby Steamer

Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more fashionable than the "Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!
Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.
by Cbiddy&leGrandMichel April 12, 2011
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