jacob satorius

When you binge watch 12 year old vine kids, you are a Jacob Satorius

Ew, look at Mellisa, she is such a jacob satorius

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

Statoblast

When shit is as good as it gets.

"Damn Jamal, that is one tight fro. Statoblast mother fucker!"

by Jolly Greek Giant March 13, 2009

Stagora

When a sausage-party / stag do turns into a place of philosophical discussion, with the help of liquor and boredom from having no chicks to chase.

You didn't miss anything dude, After Jen split, the do at Nick's turned into the Stagora.

Dave can't handle when things get too real, he'd rather fight than go to the Stagora.

by butttt September 13, 2011

starorist

A person who constantly stares at you.

"Stop being a starorist."

by cherimmhmm October 22, 2014

Satoru

Noun.

When your leg gets stuck in a bear trap and you need to chew it off to survive.

"Oh man what a horrible weekend! I had to pull a Satoru!"

by Xella714 February 16, 2017

Stattrac

A Previous scammer

well he's a stattrac

by SirMcFurry December 18, 2017

Stato

To bring something fast, in a hurry.

I had to go to the mall, so I told him to kome stato, or we’d leave him.

by Meshaa Perry & Rude Boy September 2, 2018