statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.

Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.

by pilla naty February 4, 2010

statistically speaking

These words usually come out of an arrogant big shots mouth as they are trying to capture people's attention. The statement is based on facts from previous years.

Statistically speaking the economy of the US will be due for another recession and housing market crash soon.

by JoeyBomm June 22, 2020

sadistic anal

when a guy gets heightened sexual experience from knowing that he is hurting a chick by giving it to her in the ass.

i hurt a chick while assfucking her. it was sadistic anal.

by assfucker June 4, 2005

satisfication

a intense feeling of gratified satisfaction

Man I just want a little satisfaction!
Have I completed this task to your satisfication?

by Calvin E. George January 9, 2008

Sadistic

1. The term for defining the sexual pleasure derived from the pain/suffering of others.
2. Getting off to inflicting or viewing pain upon other person

Patrick: "Hey man, that porno is sick, that girl is getting off to her twisting that guys nipples"
Jon: "Nah dude, its sadistic, thats the ideal way to get your nut off!"

by SimbaZBT January 24, 2011

Statist

A form of mental illness in which someone believes that a government body run by corporations, is needed to threaten and imprison people for there own safety. It is similar to terrorism but much more accepted in society. It is based on false logic, and hypocritical legislative bodies to promote fascism, much like Nazi Germany.

Statist "You broke the law, the state of california says you can't stand on the sidewalk after 9pm!!! You deserve to be punished for the terrible crime you committed!"

Logical Person "Is the state a legal entity that can lawfully enforce laws upon people? Where were they granted the authority?"

by Freedom4everyone January 14, 2017

satisfication

Satisfaction meets gratification. It is the ultimate form of pleasure.

I felt the most profound feeling of satisfication when I saw that my word had been accepted by Urban Dictionary and wormed its way into the general lexicon.

by Delta Sanchez July 23, 2010