by WILF OC February 13, 2020
Get the Statisticatedmug. Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone
Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone
Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?
by JowJow__ March 7, 2020
Get the statisticmug. by “”” August 3, 2021
Get the statistics freakmug. This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
by IKnowFax July 19, 2022
Get the Statisticsmug. A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.
When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.
by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022
Get the statistmug. I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021
Get the Statistically Impossiblemug.