Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statisticated

When you see statistics questions with mixture of Maths, Government, Forestry and English in it.

Life scientists were Statisticated today at CBT.

by WILF OC February 13, 2020

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.

"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"

by “”” August 3, 2021

statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers

Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?

by JowJow__ March 7, 2020

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Unboxing Statistics

Unboxing Statistics was a Stats YouTuber and someone who streamed 24/7 streams of subscriber counts. His channel was deleted on the 27th of July 2022, for spam.

Unboxing statistics was a stat YouTuber.

by Unboxing Stats July 27, 2022