Stalker

n); A person who you never talk to or don't even know who know's your name and addresses you with it.

Bill- Hey Craig.
Craig- I don't know you, your a stalker.

by Dylmeyster Flex November 27, 2003

stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012

Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.

To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.

by dogbadge April 7, 2003

Stalker

to own luke the penix

to pwn luke the penix

by goatsebadge April 7, 2003

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015