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suavemente

a smooth operator from a small town who doesnt take shit from gay men. a huge fan of the ice cold warmsies and isnt scared to get a little sloppy. sometimes referred to as "Boston Rob" father of the Boston Tickler. Always tired due to excessive work with pipes.
"yo suavemente you comin to the city this weekend?"
by Gary Minge January 27, 2008
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vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005
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Kyl-Statement

When you make up a statistic to justify your lie. Then, when you are called out on the lie you claim that it was not a factual statement.
1.If you want an abortion you go to planned parenthood, that is well over 90% of what planned parenthood does.

That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.

2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.

Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.
by Mr Zhir May 1, 2011
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Spacement

Kevin Spacey’s basment where he molestes children.
Tom: “Dude why were you in the spacement.”

Phil: “Because I wanted my weiner touched.”
by wetsoap45 November 9, 2017
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reflexisive statement

by Anonymous February 12, 2003
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Vague Statement

The act of something that is actually true and real that doesn't need proof but say this word
Person 1: Dude, You're gay
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Vague statement
by Joãoo January 27, 2021
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The statement fucker

When someone tells you something and you get really excited, and then you realize that he lied
Him: It's pizza on thursday.

you: Omg that's awesome

Him: just kidding

You: fux off the statement fucker
by salemalfakir June 25, 2010
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