shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

by CaWe March 21, 2004

hershey squirts

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

by Schafer The Waffer March 3, 2016

Sunday Squirt

1: Your weekend closer. The last booty call before you start the work week.

2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.

I wanna head down to the Sunday Squirt and see if I can’t find ME a little Sunday Squirt.

by BrowntownStL January 19, 2021

Squirt Femdom

Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her sexy submissive partner.

When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.

Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).

Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.

After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.

That squirt femdom was amazing.

by femdomguy7777 December 5, 2022

Nervous squirts

When a girl gets too excited and has a slight orgasm.

Sarah: omg look at his bulge I think I might get the nervous squirts

by Djbro66 November 18, 2015

Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017