Squam

A young, confused man-boy. Someone struggling with identity.

"That guy looks like a body builder...but dresses like an emo skater. What a Squam."

"Sam takes a long time to get ready. What a bitch. He's totally Squamin."

"That guy eats alot of food all summer and totally pulls ass. But i heard he goes back to school and doesnt eat, just to fit in with the band..mannn. What a squam."

by huge dack May 27, 2009

squam

a word that can be used to replace ANY noun or verb. The meaning is hard to explain but I am sure you will understand it once you shout a few "SQUAMS" while thrusting your arms rapidly. Try it!

"Go squam yourself."

"SQUAM!!!!"

"You silly squam."

"Squaym squaym squam shlong"

by Don Piano September 1, 2008

the squam

short for Anisquam, an area of Gloucester, MA

my cousin's house down in the squam is sick.

by MMA March 28, 2005

Squadouche

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squim squam

A person who has not formed his or her own clearly defined value system, and thus lacking in conviction. A Squim Squam is frequently deficient in integrity and may constantly hover between alternatives. Such a person has not yet formed a congruent sense of personality. *A Squim Squam to a lesser degree is considered a Flim Flam.

"Stop being a Squim Squam and make up your damn mind."

by Dylan Snyder December 31, 2008

squample

a wet dick fat. a origin from my buddy's dad

the bitch was gettin' mouthy so i squampled on her face

by the ferber May 19, 2004

squadoodles

the nagging, itchy, prickling, sometimes buring feeling you get after unprotected sex or wearing a wet swim suit too long. The feeling you are about to get either a bladder infection or a yeast infection or a combonation of both.

Wow.... Garrick slept with that skanky chick and now he has the squadoodles.

OMG, I need some monistat, I think Garrick gave me the squadoodles.

by gingerKiss April 8, 2008