scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.

'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'

by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003

Suffern

Town full of bagel stores and deli's. Quick to the thruway. These girls here never stop wearing tie dye!

"I'm in the mood for a bagel. " " Lets put on our tie dye shirts and drive around Suffern to pick which one."

by mountiegirl July 22, 2012

...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.

"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

Slufferin

A cross between the words "Buffering" and "Sluffin." When a streaming online video won't play or buffer fast enough, therefore "slufferin."

Man, this video is straight slufferin.

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

Sufferfest

1. A workout or race in the arena of endurance sports that involves prolonged suffering on the part of all who participate.

2. A pseudonym for a group ride in cycling that in unuasally arduous.

1. Lance Armstong is better at winning sufferfest(s) than any other cyclist.

2. Are you going to the Sufferfest tonight?

by GUnit502 January 2, 2011

scuffer

A derogatory term for Britains uneducated, peasant underclass. They are known for wearing "prison white" training shoes, "designer" labels, baseball caps, anything with a "Burberry" check (though often not the genuine article), drinking cheap spirits/wines on the street and from a bottle, when allowed inside a pub' they drink pints of lager until they cannot stand at which point they attempt to fight anybody within arms length. They also chain smoke, write in pigeon English, swear at least once every time they open their mouths, spit on the ground regardless of location and waste their lives away milling about shopping malls while complaining how unfair everything is.
Usually applied to males, an equivalent term for females is "kappaslappa."
It should also be noted that Scuffers themselves appear to believe that the word is a compliment and that petty theft and violent crimes are a game.

See those drunken scuffers brawl

by Bob February 4, 2004