screw loose

to have a screw loose is to be a a bit mad

"aye, he's always had a screw loose"

by BigDave26 December 13, 2006

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

Tute Screw

Short for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw - A screw that goes in no matter which way you turn it. Every student who has ever gone to RPI has felt its effects once (usually more than once).

Bend over, here comes the `Tute Screw once again!

by Highlander September 19, 2003

dj screw

A hip-hop dj from houston texas active threw the 90s known for his imfumas techneque of slowing the tracks of local rappers to 33 1/3 to recreat the effects of drinking codine-promethazine cough syrp known as lean or sysurp the pruferd drug of the houston hip-hop scene screw was known as the king of htown giving the city the name screwston after his death on november 16 2000 of what most people think a codine overdose but really it was a mix of his love for music keeping him from rest for years and a result of his overall drug use alot of people think he was a drug addict with no morels but he was really an artest and a good person he will always be in the hearts of his friends and fans.

albums by dj screw: all screwed up, june 27th freestyles, 11-16-00, 3 in tha mornin pt. 2

by ducie December 20, 2008

screwnicornhole

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007

screw this

An act of not giving a fuck over a certain thing or subject.

Teacher: You have 5 things to do for homework, class.

Tom: Man, Screw this!

by ReanSchwarzer October 19, 2014

Golden Screwdriver

Concealing upgraded functionality in an apparently lower-level product, which is then restored by a ridiculously simple action, such as opening up a panel and turning a screw.

In the heyday of the mainframe, hardware upgrades were installed ahead of time and deactivated. When the customer was finally up-sold on the improvements, a sales engineer simply crawled inside and did little more than turn a screw.
The reward/effort ratio was so high that this practice was called the Golden Screwdriver.

Certain software programs appear to be sold in different versions, but in reality, these functionality tiers are controlled by the serial number the user is given to enter during registration.

by desserteagle October 31, 2009