snooze or spooge

The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!

I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!

by Stagmen November 30, 2017

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

spooge pellets

A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.

My mom ate a spooge pellets before heading into the jungle.

by ratatadatat January 29, 2014

Spooge lugi

The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.

"Another yoga class interrupted by emergence of last nights spooge lugi."

by Cooeyk August 20, 2016

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen

That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.

by wheezy302 November 13, 2007