spoingle

A small and squishy individiul which you can pick up with a single hand and squish.

Dave : Um hi spamton youre such a scrunkly scrimblo, a spoingle maybe ,even a mipy.
Spamton : WHAT!!11!!1!

by SPAMTON FUCKER 167873468493495 May 23, 2022

sphinct

The feeling of an expanded anus after a large discharge of waste has been released from the body

Rupert- Oh man I just took a huge dump.
Francis- Wow dude you are so sphinct right now.

by Ira Auberg July 3, 2008

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

Sphincter Factor

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009

sphincter

ring-like muscle found in the anus

From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does

by The Real Izzy December 28, 2005

sphinctacular

A major league fuck-up of epic proportions. Something so glaringly shitty, it could only have popped out of a giant, smelly asshole. Very close to craptastic in meaning, though of a stronger nature.

"Well George, this war has certainly become a sphinctacular success. Helluva job, old boy!"

by Iggy Pup June 1, 2007

sphincasaurus

a prehistoric ass monster that will eventually come to reclaim earth in 2010.

the sphincasaurus will reclaim what is ritefully his and prey that you aren't alive when he does.

by carlos montaluchayani September 23, 2003