spoon 

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

spoon by dirty rob February 24, 2003

Spoon 

A pipe (usually glass) for smoking combustible substances.

"I bought a spoon for 20 bucks at the head shop"

Spoon by Shinku September 19, 2005

Spoon 

Racing parts manufacturer in Japan. Specializes in hondas. Send them $10K and they can send you parts to make your civic run mid 13s.

I dropped $10K in Spoon parts into my civic and now I can beat a stock Trans Am.

Spoon by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Spoon 

Lacrosse stick.

Bro sweet spoon.

Bro is that your spoon?

Spoon by Frostie Flow January 7, 2010

Spoon 

A utensil used to eat pudding

Why does no one in this goddamn school have spoons for my pudding

Spoon by Post mastoned February 20, 2019

Spoon 

WE ARE THE SPOONS, THEY ARE US @baylens_pirates

Us: this can't be real, send a pic with a spoon
Lil Peej: literally sends a pic with a spoon

Spoon by baylen.kyle.peej April 26, 2020

spoon 

not the sharpes object in the draw

stop asking stupid shit you spoon

spoon by ONEDEEP August 30, 2005