Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Slosher

When a woman takes it up the ass on the first date.

Rob: You hear about that Suzy Hanah?
Matt: Hello yeah, she fucked three new guys last week.

Rob: Yeah. Each one anal too.
Matt: That Suzy aint nothing but a slosher.
Rob: Word

by Gloucester Cunt September 20, 2020

Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

Splooshi

When you accidentally drop your sushi in your soy sauce.

Before I got the sushi in my mouth, it slipped and caused a splooshi.

by Wazrom July 20, 2022

Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020