Sploot Jootin

(N) A really bad rock band from upstate New York, The brain child of Crank Simon creator eugene falco. The first album is due out in March 2004.

"The band Sploot Jootin is so bad it makes me want to stab myself in the ear with an infants femur!"

by eugene falco October 29, 2003

splootches

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield

when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"

by peachespies November 18, 2011

splootendous

like amazing, but way better!

Erin is a splootendous Interactive Project Manager!

by lac-id December 14, 2012

Sploint

Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.

Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"

Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."

by OG Snitch November 13, 2012

Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

Spoontang

A utensil used to assist one in the process of eating pussy.

I gave Katie multiple orgasms last night, all thanks to my trusted spoontang.

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Sploot

To or When a person slips with a slipping sound.

My friend just splooted today.

by 9tjfijvrirncvpiw fip2uv January 14, 2020