by sjlsjlsjl June 14, 2009
Get the Guitar SoLoL mug.When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.
I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.
by Airgazim September 3, 2007
Get the Sploink mug.To tug
by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020
Get the Sploink mug.A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.
by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007
Get the sploinburger mug.the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.
on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza
by mc prosef March 17, 2009
Get the captain slolomon mug.by knittzilla January 2, 2008
Get the splodey pants mug.by Its Becky Yo February 5, 2009
Get the splil mug.