shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

Shitface

A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.

Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.

by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009

slutface

a loving insult between friends

you slept with johnny? omg, you're such a slutface!

by the_best_ever August 22, 2008

Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.

1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!

by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009

Shitface

One whoms face is made of shit and/or is retarded

Your a fuckin shitface!

by BRose420 October 3, 2008

spitface

a person who has just finished lapping up gallons of spit and/or cum, and is completely drenched in saliva like a worthless cock-demon

Mehul was a spitface in the morning

by torres 09 August 29, 2016

shitfacemofo

A shit faced mother fucker. Drunk Asshole.

After 14 shots, Jake was a shitfacemofo.

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008