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Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
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Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.
Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.
by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018
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spliffing

by Meady October 6, 2003
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Squibbing

While performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the anus of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. You then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.
She was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.
by SRATAT October 4, 2009
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Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009
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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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Sibling Spliffing

To have a spliff with one of more of your siblings
Having a spliff with your sister "Sibling Spliffing"
by Dylan Rabbit January 21, 2010
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