Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

Solarpilot

Someone who steals everyone's tickets. This person goes outside on a rare occasion, and when the person does go outside, it is very shocking. Very hard worker, and someone you wouldn't want to compete against because this person will make sure they pwn you at life.

Darnet! That Solarpilot stole all the tickets again!

Solarpilot went outside???

Solarpilot beat me again!

by bmxgirl222 August 14, 2009

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015

Sklarp

On the discord server Crab Champions, theres a person called Sklarp who is extremely annoying and keeps saying "i need to go pee" every 5 minutes and also says his line "get sklarped".
Basically he is just gayer then Mods.

Sklarp is gay!

by The almighty Gibby May 2, 2019