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spimp

The lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. The presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.
Damn, I'm thirsty but didn't you have sex with that Karen chick last week? I heard she has Herpes. You can keep the spimp, I'm heading to the snack shack.
by HardLard February 13, 2010
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Simpy

Simpy is used as short word when describing a person who is a simpleton. Someone who's mind is so simple, they cannot always grasp concepts. Like a monkey. They also are known as numskulls, blockheads, ninnys, and dopes. A good example of a simpleton would be Jessica Simpson, also known as Jessica Simpleton. You can also use simpy when some one is acting a fool or foolish.
Use simpy as such:

"Melissa, your so simpy!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simpleton!"

or

"Melissa, your such a simp!"
by my bff rose March 5, 2010
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damn skimpy

adjective for someone who doesnt fully cover themselves and or pulls theyre pants so tight they have cameltoe
those clothes are damn skimpy
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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damn skimpy

Someone who has an obsession with pencils.
Hey damn skimpy, how many pencils do you have in your collection?

26, mofo. Wanna play?
by Doco The Magic Dragon September 8, 2003
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damn skimpy

Calista Flockhart.
Calista Flockhart is too skimpy and skinny
by Bonnie September 11, 2003
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spimmy

Noun: English, taken from the words Spyder (spy-duh-er), and Bob Long Intimidator.

This is a hybrid gun, utilized by those whom can't afford an Intimidator, but already own a Spyder by the Kingman paintball company. By installing cheaply bought items from an Intimidator, they can then be installed into a spyder receiver, or body. Making the gun shoot much like, if not better than a stock Intimidator! Very fast, and smooth. No more kick!
I was mowing some muppets with my intimidator, and it broke, so I brought out the old spyder, and mowed more shrub. I got to thinking, "maybe the two would make a better one?! Muppet mower Spimmy!
by WombatCrusher-PBN name January 1, 2009
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spimp

to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
(to) spimp
by Krkič May 8, 2020
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