High-Speed Bob & Weave

Whilst driving, your passenger sees fit to give you head. As lap bobbing is commenced, you weave along the highway whilst thanking your higher power.

Man, I was on the Hutch the other day... and this crazy bitch Olivia gave me a High-Speed Bob & Weave.

by DontTalkMore January 15, 2011

built for speed

A girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride.

She's totally built for speed. Just take a look at that ass.

by Crazy Pedro August 26, 2005

speed dick

the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.

Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.

by Joe Willy Namath February 21, 2009

speedo

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

by Ashoka July 12, 2006

speed run

(n) a video demonstrating a player's extraordinary skills in a certain game, usually done in a length of time otherwise impossible for average players. fun to watch if you can't beat a game.

you could try to beat the game, or you could watch someone else do it in a much shorter time than any of our lazy asses would've

by esomi November 28, 2004

Speed Limit Steve

A term used when refering to a slow driver that refuses to drive above the damn speed limit.

Heine: Look at Speed Limit Steve here, can we drive at least 45 on the highway?
Koup: Hit the bike lane and go around him...

by Keynalla December 17, 2006

speedish

speaking speedy, often combining words, requiring repeat

Bish said what... while on coffee,are spoke in speedish, every other two topics repeated with a mirror

by PIMPIV May 2, 2008