Speediness

The quality of being very fast or rapid.

Here are some other words and phrases that can be used to describe speediness:

alacrity
briskness
dispatch
expedition
expeditiousness
fleetness
hastiness
hurriedness
hurry
hustle
nimbleness
quickness
rapidity
rapidness
rush
swiftness
velocity

Speediness is a word! - Celeste

by TheExactaMount November 1, 2023

speedrophile

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024

Spendzone

A level of Dating Hell deeper than the friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will expect you to buy her a bunch of expensive gifts only to reveal that she wasn’t into you at all and just wanted to extract financial support from you. Very frequently, she’ll ditch you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, repeat.

I spent $2k on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend only for her to spendzone me and run off with some podiatrist in Queens.

by Shepherd Guy July 11, 2025

Spendzone

A level of Dating Hell deeper than the Friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will pretend to be into you so she can convince you to buy her expensive gifts, only to dump you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, and repeat.

I spent $3500 on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend, only for her to Spendzone me and run off with some real estate developer in West Austin.

by Shepherd Guy July 11, 2025

Spectronemesis

Something/someone that hates colors.

Did you know that Geoff is a spectronemesis?

by Patty Plutonium November 1, 2025

Spectronemesis

Something/someone that hates colors

Did you know that Geoff is a spectronemesis?

by Patty Plutonium November 1, 2025

Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 10, 2017