Spasm Jerk

when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis

‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’

by retarded salad February 17, 2021

Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.

The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Nipple Spasm

Where your nipples do an amazing spasmic dance

Dude, my girlfriend had a totally awesome nipple spasm last night!

by DragonLord7854 January 17, 2015

Spasm

A surprise orgasm !

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising

by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020

eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice

it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped

by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009

Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 2, 2015

Word spasm

When you can not speak normally, stuttering over your words

You were having a word spasm over there when you Were talking to your crush

by music addiction October 26, 2015