Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice

Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution

by M.P.J January 23, 2020

T Solution

T Solution is a concoction of a shitty wine and a cooler/spritzer mix to avoid waste of alcohol. Originates on Vancouver Island 2021

This wine taste like shit... Here add (random drink here) T Solution

by S.M.A.T. Affiliation June 3, 2021

Creative solution

A discreet way to say that you will kill someone to solve a problem.

"Ricky hasn't paid his protection fee, soon we might need to call Tony for a Creative solution."

by Tony, The Server April 28, 2022

Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.

Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

anti-solution

A solution to a problem that should not exist in the first place

Man: "Why did you remove the bushes at the front of the park?"
Boss: "So our delivery trucks can get through easier".
Man: "We have a delivery zone out back, this is just an anti-solution".

by glasscage May 1, 2023