sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 15, 2012

No Sober October

You get sober in October - You lose

-WTF is wrong with you you haven't been sober in weeks
-It's no sober October my dude

by Mesijas_Augis October 10, 2020

sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

Sober Sunday

After an entire week of non-stop partying, sunday is a day set aside for sleeping in and recovering so that you can go out and do it again the next week.

Friend 1: What did you do last week?
Friend 2: Got drunk.
Friend 1: What are you doing today?
Friend 2: Its Sober Sunday. So sleeping and recovering so i can get drunk tomorrow.

by lfshein January 22, 2010

drug sober

the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.

John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"

by Nick Flanagan December 16, 2007