The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboard mug.Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.
The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.
This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?
Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.
This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?
Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!
Usage: NOUN/VERB
"I don't like people who snowboard."
"Are you an avid snowboarder?"
"Can you afford a snowboard?"
"I don't like people who snowboard."
"Are you an avid snowboarder?"
"Can you afford a snowboard?"
by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024
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grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.
scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.
grape: 🏂
everyone else: why.
grape: snowboarder emoji.
scenario 2:
grape: 🏂
person: whats that meant to mean?
gr: c00m.
by StinkyHuman December 10, 2021
Get the Snowboarder emoji mug.by SloopDoop February 27, 2021
Get the Snowboard mug.A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.
by ems4635 May 7, 2021
Get the Snowboarding mug.by the kundian May 21, 2023
Get the my snowboarding skillz mug.Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.
by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024
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