smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

Snoochieboogers

A term of endearment describing a wonderful, sweet, handsome guy.

I love you, Snoochieboogers.

by Snooshy June 14, 2010

The Art of Weave Snatching

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.

Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!

by thiccbaddie420 September 30, 2018

Snoochie Boochies

When something cool happens/will happen

Lets smoke some weed. Snoochie Boochies!

by Chief Snoogins July 19, 2003

Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.

Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you

by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009

inadvertant snitching

snitching doing something indirectly that will result in your arrest

stealing a car with a tail-light out, or a bumper sticher that says "I LUV DRUGS"

by pAco April 15, 2004

Snoodling

when men rub the tips of their penises together for sexual excitement.The men may be circumsized or not.

Oh shit! I just saw your pops at the gay bath-house snoodling with Ronald McDonald!

by Delicioasa October 8, 2003