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Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry
by kickstanddick November 29, 2004
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Seattle Snickers Bar

The act of shitting on someones chest, dipping a mans scrotum in the shit (nuts in chocolate), and making the woman...or man...lick the shit off
I really enjoy when John gives me the Seattle Snickers Bar because I love balls and poop in my mouth
by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008
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snickers

the new brokeback.

derived from a controversial snickers ad that aired during the super bowl that depicted two men accidentally kissing, then ripping out their chest hair to prove that they are "manly."

the ad pissed off over-reacting gay rights activists as well as social conservatives, proving once again that the lunatic fringes on either side of the political spectrum have no sense of humor.
wow, clay aiken is so snickers.
by lighten up February 9, 2007
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lemony snicket

A depressed genius. Look out john steinback!
Lemony Snicket will rule the world whether you like it or not!
by Lumpkin July 4, 2005
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snickershniztel

That person in the bar is such a snickershniztel!!
by Patty Chickenella April 17, 2011
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snickersnoof

shake ur arms side to side. left to right
say "snickersnoof" while doing the dance and repeat
by sjc123321 May 15, 2018
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snicketesque

Characteristic of or reminiscent of the works of author Lemony Snicket. Similar to Kafkaesque, but more surreal, and may or may not include: Shady or morally ambiguous characters, people talking in code, greedy villains after your fortune, big words being used and/or defined, being obsessed with the latest 'in' items, and one bad day turning into a series of unfortunate events.
Person 1: So how's it going since you got the job at the software company?

Person 2: Terrible!!! My boss is a dick, I had to work double shifts twice cause some assholes didn't show up, the company is cutting budgets, and also I got wrongfully accused of harassment. My life has gone from Kafkaesque to Snicketesque!!!"

Person 1: : I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. "
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