snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012

Shargo

Camo flavored cargo shorts.

Brett's shargos go really nice with his Bud Light tank top.

by 14 Employees August 3, 2019

Sargon of Akkad

A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.

I can't believe I used to watch Sargon of Akkad's videos, that guy's a total cuck.

by Liberalist Trapnostatist May 13, 2018

snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011

Snargle Rocks

When you suck so many dicks you grow HPV warts in your esophagus

She sucked so many dicks that her esophagus was riddled with snargle rocks

by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020

Sargon's Law

A pretentious way of saying "projection" often used by people during fits of histrionics

"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"

by Jatt Marbo January 9, 2019

sargoning

The act of likeing peoples status on facebook regardless of what it may say or mean.

Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.

by mujahid March 18, 2009