Snapple

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.

1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!

by Thursday27 Has An iPod!! May 9, 2009

Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

snapped by the man

getting pulled over by the police.

Check those fools, they are "getting snapped by the man".

by Jim Morr September 14, 2003

snappleken's

1.To say or be used ,when forgotten something totally Fuckin stupid or you known that something:funny,or hilarous has happened.or is about to happen.
2.Basically alot of times blondes use it when they for get that extra tampon.
3.Or when your a total fuckin douche and swallow your gum.

"Oh Snappleken's guys!"
"I forgot the tampon's"
"Oh shit" "The waffles and bagles to."
"we are so totally fucked."

by Bevais April 2, 2008

Snapplecrackers

This is more like a phrase you say when something bad happens. More like a..."Holy Crap" or "Oh my god!"

"Snapplecrackers... my pants are unzipped!!!!"

by Unwanted Girl March 2, 2010

Snapple Black

When you are having anal sex with a prostitute and you take your member out and immediately stick in a half-drank snapple, then you kill the prostitute and all of her muscles contract, forcing her excriment into the snapple.

HOLY SHIT! you drank snapple black!??!?!

by FredGrabauskas October 30, 2007

cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011