smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006

ghetto smurf

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!

Hey Sam, Look at that Ghetto Smurf over there, damn, whatta Lamar ~ he looks soo bad

by R'n'S August 3, 2003

smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold

that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass

by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005

smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman

Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

smurf-kick

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.

"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009