Smoker's Cough

A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.

Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.

by Greggha June 19, 2008

occasional smoker

a person who smokes cannabis from time to time, usually spanning from 2 weeks to a month or more. They are not to be confused with "pot heads" who smoke alot more. Occasional smokers usually have no problems remembering that many things, but can be forgetful sometimes, they are usually laid back and easy to talk to, you'd never know they smoke pot! They also seem to function well and take care of responsibilities and pot is not always on the top of their to-do list.

ex. Whoa! I didn't even know you smoked man! Your like all succesfull and stuff! Your definitley an Occasional Smoker man!

by MiTE GiAk March 26, 2008

Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.

Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"

by Shevden March 30, 2009

Smoker's Kiss

Noun: When one person inhales smoke from a cigarette and subsequently kisses the partner while exhaling the smoke into his/her mouth.

Last night, I drunkenly gave my girlfriend a smoker's kiss; she ended up coughing in disgust.

by fuckheresanoriginalname February 3, 2012

Pipe Smoker

A man/woman who delights in the sucking of a plethora of cocks.

Dude 1: That dude in the pink shirt is a real fag.

Dude 2: Yeah he's a real pipe smoker.

by TV CAR April 8, 2010

sausage smoker

someone who sucks penis aka smoking the sausage

hey look at tristan over there, i just think hees a sausage smoker

by stoffard April 3, 2009

Designated Hog Smoker

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009