gettin head while sitting on the toilet takin a shit , first introduced "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" by Goldstien.
Goldstien: " Dude i fucked cindy kim and guess what she gave me smegma!!!"
Kumar: "Dude wut tha fuck is that?"
Goldstien " Its where you sittin on the toliet takin a shit right, and she starts givin you head"
Kumar: "Right there!!!"
Goldstien: "Right there!!!"
Kumar: "Dude wut tha fuck is that?"
Goldstien " Its where you sittin on the toliet takin a shit right, and she starts givin you head"
Kumar: "Right there!!!"
Goldstien: "Right there!!!"
by mikey361 July 04, 2010
The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 24, 2020
by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017
1. A highly badass individual who doesn't care about the cool girls, but really wants to be noticed by the female gender
2. has a smelly dick
2. has a smelly dick
by DSDATURA August 15, 2023
A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.
by Smegma Cocklicker January 12, 2011
by Clank May 15, 2007
v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 11, 2004