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- A sport that only fucking homosexual bitches make fun of.

- An activity that takes a lot of commitment, balls and skill.
Look at those skateboarders, looks like they're having fun.
by kenobi September 23, 2003
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Satellite Dish of Love

a term to describe a pivotal scene in the movie X-Men: First Class in which Charles Xavier (Professor X) accesses Erik Lensherr's (Magneto) forgotten memory of his mother lighting candles during Sabbath in order to enable him to move a large satellite dish at the Xavier estate.
Fan #1: Did you see that satellite dish of love scene.
Fan #2: Yeah, it totally had me crying. Charles x Erik FTW!
by charleserikfan4596 June 15, 2011
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skateboarding

The love shared between a peice of wood and an artist. One without the other is nothing. When perfectly synched they become the best sport/artform known and understood by few in this giant skatepark called earth.
person: Whos your bestfriend?
skater: Skateboarding.
person: How can your skateboarding be your friend?
skater: You wouldn't understand.
by D-mec July 16, 2006
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skate whore

a girl who comes to a skate park so she can get some dick or to make a guy think she will put out.
usually the first thing they will say to you is "can i try that" ,they dont put any effort into there attenpt and the skater kid will think they are "cute" and falls for there
games
skater kid:hey whats up
Skate whore:can i try that
Skater:sure
(skate whore falls on her ass)
skate whore:(giggles)i cant do it wanna hang out sometime
skater:sure

skate whore:thinks to herself thins kid thinks im gunna put out but he aint gunna get shit from me but im gunna keep teaseung him because its funny
by playdough January 7, 2008
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skateboarder

There are 2 kinds:
1. Real skater, that respects other sports (BMX, aggressive skate). Usually, these people are decent skaters.
2. Poser. These people hate "spacewasters" and "fruitbooters" to assuage there own feelings of self loathing. These people can be found sitting on top of a quarterpipe, wondering if they might get hurt trying an ollie.
Poser: OMG! That faggot fruitbooter just ground 8 feet of pipe rail (coping). What a noob!
Skateboarder: Then do it.
Poser: I will, as soon as I figure out this whole dropping in thing.
by nicdagnome August 30, 2007
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skateboarding

by jessie December 31, 2003
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skateboarding

To me skateboarding is the most enjoyable sport ever created. Its one of the best things you can do and its really fun. Kids who skateboard just for the fun of it are the ones who really like it. But.....

we now have little assholes skating just "to get sponsered" That dont realize that 1. They aint gonna get sponsered because you have to love the sport to get that good and 2. Even if they do get sponsered there isnt going to be all glory and big paychecks. And some skating kids say its a stereotype that all skaters are assholes. Not ALL of them but the younger kids, in general, are fuckin douche bags. How do you think the stereotype got there? stereotypes usually hold true. Also we have the kids skating because they think it makes them cool. When are these kids gonna see that skating doesnt make you a cool rebel? theres millions of kids skating!


And the skateparks are full of nasty ass ho women that wanna have 40 babies. That was just as a little side note.
I explained it all, mufucka!
by da hood' November 5, 2004
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