SMAY'D

to put off to a later time; defer; postpone. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder.

"I been on the list for 3 deployment rotation to IRAQ, but I keep getting Smay'd"....

by witchdoctor6 February 22, 2010

Smagge

To caress the head or the act of caressing the head

Can I have a smagge?

by iiip1g3oniii December 2, 2009

smagley

The "pet name" invented to describe the greatness that is the indomitable Samuel L. Jackson. It doesn't represent him, but more his chi, or spirit that he so elegently displays in his films. Can be used to desribe something that is related to his work, him, an ass w00ping of great magnatude and is worthy of Smagley,or someting of devine greatness. (such as Master Chief)

"Yo you see that movie with Smagley in it?" asks John.
*John slaped for asking such a stupid question*
"Of coarse you retard." replies Frank.

"Wow that Hillary Duff concert was smagley!", said John.
"Didn't I just fucking warn you about not ruining the greatness of Smagley?" Frank asked kindly.
*Frank reaches into John's throat and removes his lyrincs*
"Now stop being a bitch...and don't bleed on my carpet or i'll fucking go all Smagley on your bitch ass!" Frank told his friend with glee.

by Drizzt Do'Urden September 22, 2005

smagma

The crust formed around ones dickhead when he is un-circumsized and un-clean. "Uncircumsized Dick Crud"

"The smagma on my dick wont come off its so dirty."

by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009

smagma

Smagma is the conjoined mixture of sperm, and vaginal juice found after prolonged intercourse. It gets churned up and frothy. But it has to be a combination of the both, it can't be one or the other. Not to be confused with a simple wet spot.

It was her turn to get a towel to clean up the smagma, it seamed to be everywhere.

by turnthepagge November 20, 2010

Swagyolicious

When you decide to turn your swaggalicious swag on at a dangerously high level since you live only once.

Bob: yo man im feelin so swaged up today. i feel gud
Tim: You'll only live today once
Bob: haha #swaggalicious #yolo
Tim: *#swagyolicious

by Cogito Ergo Sum October 21, 2012

smag

An abbreviation for "small Asian girl"

After performing a trend analysis, I realized I only date smags.

by intosmags March 12, 2011