shaffled

To be shocked and baffled. A version of disappointment that isn’t so depressing and pathetic.

I was so shaffled by his actions.

by joshy-and-zach December 20, 2022

smaffer

the thing where the dog bark hurts the adult orphanage. Where the adult orphans r at.

when is the chip shop open?

smaffer

by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023

swafflebagging

Changing back and forth between swaffling and teabagging a partner or adversary either metaphorically or real.

Swafflebagging is fun between friends.

by slopsock69 June 2, 2023

The smuffleton

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021

Tip- Snaffler

(Snaffle definition…take(something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission).

Have you been snaffling my tips? You tip- snaffler

by Snaffler September 7, 2021

cock snaffler

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else

Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.

by 2can Chu March 25, 2024