Slurding

To slurd is to go sledding while under the influence of hard spirited liquor. Traditionally, bourbon whiskey is the liquor used to begin the drunken sledding off of the snowiest mountain tops and the steepest hills--on the most frigid of frigid winter days.

Slurding's roots began with the famed bottle of aged 1939 'Fighting Cock' Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

"Why would you look at that, I have nothing in the world to do right now and I am incredibly bored to tears.

-I am sorry to hear that--there is very little to do when it's snowing outside and you can't appreciate the simple joys of snowball fights like children can.

You can appreciate the joys of anything childlike as long as you add alcohol to the equation.

-Great Scott! Let us drink till we're mad and then go sledding down that nearby hill!!

Let's call it SLURDING!----BRILLIANT!!!"

by TheFightingCock November 18, 2011

Slurkley

The act where after you’ve came into your partners vagina, they queef your load back onto your chest

“Look, I ain’t tryna be a baby daddy, so let’s Slurkley and get it over with.” - someone with daddy issues probably

by Oh boi, well August 4, 2022

Slurl

1. Half slay, half gurl; used to express slay energy towards a someone in one motion

Your nails look so good, slurl!

by Slurlgirl January 29, 2023

albino slugs

Lines of any drug snorted in powdered form, typically cocaine, ketamine or MDMA.

James, I can hear you rustling that baggie, do us a favour and rack up a couple albino slugs x

by heythatsmylasagna June 30, 2018

Cock-Blocko'saurs

A verb used to describe an ancient creature who will go to almost any length to stop you getting some action; a blatant attempt to hate on one's game

Person 1 - " Dude, what was up with Steven last night ? "
Person 2 - " I know right, what a cock-blocko'saurs "

by 'Denver's Finest' March 14, 2022

E-slur

The E-slur is used against Indeginous peoples in the artic regions(Alaska, Greenland, and Siberia).

The word is Esk!mo(without the '!' Ofc)

Throughout history its been used by colonizers/racists in a derogatory way.

Some definitions of the word:
The excommunicated ones (refers to indigenous people that aren't christian thus being catergorized as banished)
Eater of raw meat (pushing violent and barbaric stereotypes on Indeginous people)

Racist: Look at that (E-slur) over there

Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Moon's made of chez 😟 January 19, 2022

Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)

Defined and discovered by Chan: A person or persons who habitually delays, intentionally or unintentionally, to a point where they have endangered their own species to the brink of their own demise ultimatately causing their extinction. -Dr. Chandler J.S PHD Procrastology

The procrastisaurs (P. Saurs) spends so much time doing nothing they will starve to death.

by BIG CHAN D33Z3R October 7, 2012