if a jew is acting like an asshole or a douche bag to you and you still decide to suck him off, slurp a jerp is what you have done
by headJ. libbs July 18, 2006
Get the slurp a jerp mug.Similar to "slip n' slide", Slurp N' Tiger is the process of sliding down a series of wet tigers while drinking a delicious Sonic drink. Firstly, gather a couple tigers (anywhere between 3-14 should do) and hose them down with an industrial kitty water hose. DO NOT by ANY means feed the tigers cinnamon, THEY WILL HATE YOU. Then simply lay them all down on their sides in a row and slide down them. Don't forget the Sonic drink and, most importantly, have fun!
Mark: Oh goodness! Last night Tracy and I went Slurp N' Tigering in Link's backyard. It was so much fun!
Julie: Jolly, that's amazing! Did you do it "live" style?
Mark: OF COURSE. That's the ONLY way to do it!
Julie: Jolly, that's amazing! Did you do it "live" style?
Mark: OF COURSE. That's the ONLY way to do it!
by WhaleExpert February 13, 2010
Get the Slurp N' Tiger mug.Verb: The act of sucking the semen off of a mans erect penis directly after he ejaculated in your rectum.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009
Get the slurp the glurp mug.When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.
by ThatBlondeable May 18, 2011
Get the Slurp ahh mug.by El ritardo July 19, 2018
Get the Slurp Juice mug.When a person licks their finger (making a slurping sound) and sticks it directly into someones butt hole.
by lou lou la roux December 15, 2011
Get the slurp & stick mug.Slurp Face: n,
defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.
defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.
by pimperfection December 9, 2015
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