Slorts

An evolution of jorts: When one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.

When we began this road trip, Lane didn't even know what jorts were. Now look at him...He's gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!

by b3n d0v3r August 8, 2010

slootha

a female that is willing to "give it up easily" i.e. slut

I slayed a couple sloothas at the club last weekend.

by ya boy showtime March 11, 2011

van der Sloot

To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.

Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.

My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.

by Benny Peme September 6, 2010

Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014