Slizzard

Dairy Queens new flavor of blizzard.

Joe:Hey Tim, did you try dairy queens new blizzard flavor?
Tim: Nope, what is it?
Joe: It's Slizzard.

by LLAMASRFOSHIZZLE November 8, 2010

spitzered

Past tense of the intransitive verb to spitzer, which means to self-destruct. Used most frequently when referring to politicians, although linguists predict the term will be more widely used.

He spitzered after years of pomposity.

by Sandrina March 18, 2008

slizzard

Verb - the act of becoming intoxicated by ingesting sliced lizzards

oh man, last night, that gecko really got me slizzard.

by _fatguy November 27, 2010

slizzard

a state of high intoxication (mostly from alcohol, but not limited to) where you think you are a slutty lizard

John: Damn, shawty already made out with five guys
Adam: Damn, she is real slizzard tonight

by Paintboy December 14, 2010

slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

by redmeat17 February 20, 2011

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004

Shazzered

Another word for being intoxicated beyond drunk.

Man I was so shazzered last nite, I slept downside up with a girl I met twice at Sunday school!

by The Wenge August 30, 2010