Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008
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Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.
by seanrauharo May 9, 2007
Get the Ink Slider mug.When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.
My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.
by jedbob December 11, 2009
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pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
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