Shorewood, WI

A small town just north of MIlwaukee. Awesome. High school has different buildings.
Shorewood is much better than Whitefish Bay.
Our mascot is a greyhound.
We have the highest population density in Wisconsin.
Our Culvers is the most popular one in the world.
We are consistently good at any sport without a ball and we're pretty good at soccer and volleyball. Football finally broke their 18 year losing streak.
Scenes from Transformers 3 were filmed south of there.
Sometimes we have surprise parties.
Right by the lake.
Biggest streets, Capitol Dr. Oakland Ave. and Lake Dr.
Some smaller streets: Prospect Ave. Maryland Ave. Murray Ave. Lake Bluff Blvd. Wilson (which turns into Santa Monica when you hit WFB) Kensington Ave. Shorewood Blvd. Olive St. Wood Place, Alpine Ave. Marion St. Morris Blvd. etc.
Good performing arts, pretty good visual arts programs. Band is just ok.
One private school St. Roberts, two public elementary schools, Atwater and Lake Bluff. There is Shorewood Intermediate School and Shorewood High School
We're pretty great.
No major mountains, fjords, plateaus, volcanoes, islands, canyons, deserts, rain forests, jungles, zoos, glaciers (although we do get snow!), Oceans or seas, etc.
Founding place of AFB.
We have a fire department and a popo department.
A library.
lots of salons, coffee places and banks in that order.
extremely liberal.
guys that directed Airplane from here.
Better than Whitefish Bay.

I like living in Shorewood, WI. Don't you? Yeah, I do. Where do you live in Shorewood? on Kensigton. Oh thats cool! I live on Murray! Sweet, lets get some money from a bank then buy some coffee and get our hair did, by the lake away from all the fjords and mountains and volcanoes and etc. Then lets vote for someone liberal!

by mondaytuesday August 16, 2012

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shore drive

Shore Drive is the street in Virginia Beach that goes all the way from Norfolk and the naval bases all the way down to the tourist oceanfront. Along this road are overpriced condominiums and townhomes, along with random wooded patches that are being torn down every day. This street is zoned for the cox kids, who race down the street drunk in their SUV's at 2 in the morning.

Since 1978 about 90 people have been killed on Shore Drive

by BR4ND0N January 22, 2006

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shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

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Slore Bag

A not so often done triple combination of three words; slut, whore, and douche bag. This is a word used to describe a person who embodies the personality traits of a slut, whore, and a douche bag. Do not be mistaken, for this person can be male or female.

Girl: you know danny?
Boy: Which danny? slore bag danny or fat danny?
Girl. slore bag danny
Boy: yeah, what of him?
Girl: he got another girl pregnant and skipped town

by IeatRICEandPORKsausage October 11, 2011

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