Gentlemen's Slaughter 

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

Gentlemen's Slaughter by Monoclops October 26, 2011

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue 

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

the book of slaughter 

A compilation of the events in the life of the notorious drug dealer, norven slaughter or any member of his family. The book of slaughter can be used as a reference guide when needing to evaluate ones manliness, or also as a teaching tool to help men learn to be as manly as the infamous Norven "Chalvez" Slaughter.

Dude, I totally stabbed that guy in his heart. I could easily get written up in the Book of Slaughter.

Actually, whilst your shanking was way manly, you are not from the slaughter family, erego, you cannot be written in the book of slaughter.

the book of slaughter by ShaynaKaye August 24, 2006

lambs to the slaughter 

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

lambs to the slaughter by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Todd Slaughter 

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

Todd Slaughter by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008

suffication slaughter 

When you stick your balls in a chicks nostrils and insert your cock in their mouth.

"Woah last night i pulled off the suffication slaughter."

suffication slaughter by ralph mayhem June 19, 2006

lambs to the slaughter 

A person accepting punishment/harm with dignity, without crying out, as Jesus was during his crucifixion.

He was led as a lamb to the slaughter. And as a sheep is silent before the shearers, he did not open his mouth.

lambs to the slaughter by EJL March 31, 2004