Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

booty slayer

A person who destroys all pieces of booty that comes his way. Regardless of how ugly or ratchet she is. The king of booty. Usually when he doesn't even try to slay bitches will hit up. He is the master of fucking bitches. He has a 3rd degree black belt in the art of slaying. It is a rare talent that not anyone can have.

Aye my friend John slays all the booty.
Really? How much booty?
Nigga he's the booty slayer.
Oh shit really? Can he teach me.

by Fucc Boi April 3, 2015

paid slavery

Work you don't like doing. The job you have sux and even though you get paid for it, its not much. You have to listen to some asshole all day to tell you what to do, where you can be doing more productive activities like for example banging your head against a wall.

I gotta go, time to perform some paid slavery for 8 hours.

by househonda December 7, 2009

Goblin Slayer

Goblin Slayer: A silver level adventurer from the anime and manga of the same name. Whom lost his family to Goblins and has spent his life training to kill just them.

He is often fighting alone but eventually gains a harem of likable women that all love him, but he only loves killing Goblins.

Bill: "Man that Goblin Slayer nigga is brutal"
Goblin Slayer fanboy: "He rids the world of the vermin known as Goblins. He is a hero"

by Goblin Slayer November 24, 2018

Slayer-ing

To drive by people(old ladies, small kids, nice families, ghetto people) and scream SLAYER at the top of your lungs out of the window. This usually leaves the victim stunned woundering who was the asshole who screamed the name of a populiar 80's metal band at them.

Slayer works because it is the most know metal band and is short to thepoint. Also it's evil sounding and no matter who you are(prep, jock, hood, ruddie,soccer mom) you know slayer is a damn crazy band.

those old fucks could use a good slayer-ing

by erikthemod July 5, 2008

Freshmen Slayer

A guy or girl who can't get any significant other their own age, so they date and sleep with a bunch of freshmen.

"Yeah, Chris is a total Freshmen Slayer"

by HESSI November 30, 2009

Occam's laser

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.

Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.

by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011