mad tea sharty

oof

oof I sharted on the mad tea sharty

by dfjrskja December 18, 2017

Slart

A term used to describe a woman so unbelievably dirty and skanky, that the resembles the stereotype of both a slag and tart. Using far too much make-up and fake-tan, she can be mistaken for a wedding-cake as well as an orangutan. Stay away lads.

What a fucking slart

by Yannis Pasapilakapus July 26, 2011

slarby doodles

helps you gain weight in the places you want.
best tasting shit you'll ever had.
tastes better then a donut smothered in grease.

justin: have you ever had a slarby doodle?!
willie: nota! where can i find these slarby doodles?
justin: just go to slarpledoodles.com it's easy as 1, 2, 3!

by pooptadfadfd June 6, 2009

Arty Sharty

When you collect you juicy Sharts and use them as a paint in an art installation.

Carl pulled an unexpected Arty Sharty while making his painting.

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 7, 2021

sharty

It is the combination of a shart and shawty. A shart is a type of bodily function where a human shits (defecation) and farts at the same time. It is an aggressive but somewhat relieving feeling for humans that are constipated. A shawty is a bad bitch. Therefore, a sharty is a bad bitch with serious tummy issues.

Hey sharty, you're a feral rat. I like that.

by badbitchmommy October 19, 2022

Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

slanty snatch

The vagina of an asian woman. Especially a chinese woman.

Her slanty snatch looked normal to all other chinese people because their eyes are slanted in the opposite direction.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003