clint eastwoods saddle bags

Slang name for a womans genitalia

As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003

Saddler

Where a man is on all fours while a woman lies on top of him, jacking him off as he walks around.

Jill went the saddler on Mark in the police station last night. It was magical.

by Urbanjesus March 28, 2007

Back in the Saddle

When you are back to doing what you do best. Or, when you are back home from a long trip.

Timmy had been on the mend from a broken foot, but now that he's all better and playing ball again, he's <back in the saddle>.

Joey had been on a long business trip but now he's <back in the saddle>.

by Boogiebones March 5, 2009

Riding The Mud Saddle

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Saddle River

A very rich town in Bergen County, New Jersey, and one of the richest towns on the east coast. Mainly all white but has a few blacks who might as well be white. Everyone is preppy and beautiful, drives very expensive cars like mercedes, bentleys, and don't forget the ferrari and rolls royce in the garage. Kids are spoiled and stuck up and wear lacoste, seven, abercrombie, ralph lauren, etc.. If you have money Saddle River is the place to live, just as rich but not quite as stuffy and boring as westchester county.

Franklin Lakes teen 1: Hey I met these guys from Saddle River and they invited us to go on their yacht this weekend.

Franklin Lakes teen 2: omg Franklin Lakes is mad lame compared to Saddle River, wish I lived there.

by ;l asdfl October 2, 2010

saddleback

When a nice Christian girl has anal sex in order to "preserve her virginity".

Julie let Ken saddleback her last night; she thinks premarital sex is wrong but this doesn't count because it's not 'real sex.'

by SuzG January 30, 2009

saddleseat

A discipline for horses in which the horse has a higher motion. It is typically seen with Arabians and saddlebreds. It it the best discipline. It is not abuse

Saddleseat is the best discipline!

by Tacoking862 February 19, 2018