SLAB

1 basing reasoning and argument on the premises of the following thinkers: de Saussure, Lacan, Althusser, Barthes.

2 used as 'ad hominem'.

3 (possibly pejoratively) saying someone is a postmodernist.
Ex. "You are such as Slab", i.e. "You are a fool".
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Much worse than a slob.
I can't believe you haven't had a shower in a week. You are such a slab!
by Neil February 28, 2005
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Surf slang, particularly used by bodyboarders, for a very heavy wave generally breaking over an extremely shallow reef. Most likely originated in Australia or USA.
1. Hey dude, you pulled into some slabs today.
2. Ah man, the surf was absolutely slabbing.
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Slabbing

The art of repeatably 'slabbing' ones nut sack and/or strap on device against the preferred orifice(s)* during a sexual encounter.

*where orifice is defined as any surface, whether socially acceptable or not.
Bloke 1 (to mate on the subject of porn): Slabbing hell, did you see the slab on that!

Bloke 2 (in response): I'd slab that!
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a really cute child under the age of 7 or an adorable puppy.
that dog is such a slab of meat the way he is prancing around the park.
by nach0 cheEsEeEe January 07, 2007
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pussy, a word used mainly in the appalachian mountains
"I'm gonna get me some slab tonight."
"Oh, just make sure its not with Loretta, i heard she got the clap."
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