A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 18, 2012
The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.
by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 16, 2019
Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.
If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."
by Victoria Tenneele May 29, 2011
I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.
by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021
by jbrow December 8, 2020
One who takes a wall sit position at a party, indicating they are shy, and quite the opposite of the life of the party.
“Did you guys see Morgan at the party this weekend? She was sitting against the wall doing nothing.” “Ya, what a wall sitter!”
by Lil Clauss X September 7, 2022
Term coined by comedian Blaine P.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”